CAREFUL: Your Prince Charming may be a Cinderella

For the longest time I suspected that Renan was gay. Pimple faced, scrawny physique always in a suit and tie, quirky smile and his hands always click-clacking continuously on the table is the best way I could describe him. I already had confirmed my suspicions on Renato being gay, but I didn't have much to go on Renan, only the fact that he never did the famous "tilting head sideways to check out chick's ass” move (yes, I can be quite observative!) but other than that I didn't have much to go from. Since my crazy side beats my sane side I, in the middle of the class and in front of all my seven students blurt out "sem mais nem menos": 

- "Renan, are you also gay? Or is it just Renato?" I couldn't believe the question had actually come out of my mouth.

- "Yes, I am also gay teacher."

Why doesn't that answer shock me?! I had known it all along...

-"Oh, I see...I thought so. Are you married like Renato though?"

- "No, no. I am not married."

- "Do you date?"

And then I heard one of the most absurd stories in my entire life. It was simply ridiculous.

Prepare your ears!!!

- "I have a boyfriend, yes. But he is not gay, he is bisexual."

- "Oh my! Really?"

- "He even has a girlfriend! I met her a while ago and we are even friends and all."

- "But she doesn't know that you date her boyfriend does she?"

- "Well teacher, at first she had no idea. Then she found out that her boyfriend was dating a man - and that man was me. The first time we actually spoke she cussed me out and we had a huge argument, but now we are good friends and she is fine with it. We worked things out after talking about it and now we rotate weekends so each one can spend time with their boyfriend."

- "ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!" I tried to hide my shock as much as possible but the story only got worse:

- "And the best part of it all is that my boyfriend's mother doesn't accept her but she accepts me. My boyfriend's mother told me that she'd rather her son to be with me any day than with his girlfriend." 

- "But do you guys like, you know, have threesomes or you know...the likes?" I always was bad in holding my mouth. Geez, the girl is sicker in the head than my student and his boyfriend. What has the world come to?! 

*Giggles on his side* - "No teacher, he is my boyfriend and he is also her boyfriend. Just like that. He likes both sides."

Oh, so the front side is hers and the back side is yours, eh?! Ewwww!!!

- "WOW!!!" Nothing else came out of my mouth.

- "Honestly teacher, what do you think about it though?"

Since he asked me to be honest, I said the only honest thing that I could think of: - "Honestly student, all I have to say is that this story is going to my blog!!!"

Disclaimer: ALL NAMES ARE FICTITIOUS - dates, places and events are FACTS!!!