Sex on the first date???

I have termed my English classes with Jones and "Sexual Fantasy Student" as "Sex-Ed" classes because our main topic is, yes, SEX! Well, actually not really... sex is one of the main ones but usually we center our conversations on love relationships, dating, men and women's mentalities, the differences between the sexes, etc. and through those conversations I have learnt a whole bunch of what goes on in a guy’s head. Yesterday as we were having class, once again the subject of men vs. women showed up again (as always!) and it went on and on until the end of our class - all in English of course!

- Sexual Fantasy let me ask you a question.

- What is it teacher?

-Let’s say you are at a club and you meet this hot, interesting girl and you feel attracted to her and blah... but then you are also able to take her to bed that very night.

-To have sex? 

-No, for her to jump up and down and test how resistant your mattress is. Obviously to have sex!

Jones just shook his head and laughed.

- Okay, okay teacher! To have sex!!! So what is your question?

- So, will you call her once again the next day or something? 

- Depends. If she was really hot and the sex was good then yes - but if it wasn’t really good then no.

- So you would consider having something serious with a girl that had sex with you on your first encounter?

- No, that wasn't my answer teacher. I would phone her again if I wanted to have sex again. Nothing serious over there...

- Ahhh... so you wouldn't phone her again to go out for a date or to do something with a more serious intention.

- Most likely not. If she had sex with me just like that who says she doesn't do that with all the other guys she meets. But what's wrong with that teacher? Sex is a necessity, you know, both men and women need it. I don't complain.

-Of course you don't complain but you also won't want anything else with her that isn't sex...humm?

- Yeahhh... 

- How about you Jones? What would you think of a girl that her legs wide open on the very first encounter?

With this Jones started laughing to himself.

- Ihhh... I sense there is a story behind that laughter...

- I was thinking about something that happened a month ago. Remember when I traveled to Teresina to visit my family on my birthday?

- Ahh...now you need to tell us all about it!!!
- Hahaha...I had sex at the club. 

- WHAT??? WHERE???

- Inside the bathroom! 

Sexual Fantasy was just laughing away and I banged on the glass table to give emphasis on my indignation.

- Ahhh...you hadn't told us about this one, eh? Now you can tell us the whole story - from the very beginning!!!
- Oh my, once again you can't hold your curiosity teacher. Sexual Fantasy kidded around with me.

- Start your story Jones.

- Soo...me, my cousin, plus a whole bunch of friends all went out to celebrate my birthday. At first we went out to a bar to warm things up and started drinking away. I later found out that my future "bathroom fuck" girl was at that same bar. She had seen me when I was there drinking with my friends but I hadn't seen her as the bar was real full.

- Or you were too drunk already. Sexual Fantasy joked...

- I was too drunk when I arrived at the club which was where we all went after drinking at the bar. This club we went to was packed out to the brim and you could barely even move around. I was leaving one of the dance floors and going to another room where this real cool band was playing when I see her. She was dressed all in black - perfect, perfect - from head to toe. Just the way I like it... long black hair... ummm... and then, well...

- Stop being shy Jones! Tell us!!! 

- Hahaha...calm it teacher. Well, we kind of purposely banged into each other and then started kissing like two animals. 

- Agarra, agarra... Ohhhhh... 

- Oh yeah teacher! We then stayed talking for a long time and I told her that I lived in Fortaleza, was here visiting for my birthday, etc. etc. and she was actually real cool and fun to be around. Of course, I couldn't miss out on showing off my trophy to all my friends.

- Oh, you men just love doing that, no?!

- If the woman is worth showing off, of course! Sexual Fantasy exclaimed. 

- Well, this one was really worth showing off. She was perfect! Then after showing her off we both went to use the bathroom...the men's bathroom was right next to the women's bathroom but the only difference is that men's bathroom had a HUGE line to enter while the girls bathroom was practically empty. So then she goes in and I stay waiting outside. By the time she came out of the bathroom I was still waiting in the line so she told me "Come over here. Use the girl's bathroom as its empty." 

- Ihhh... I think I know the end of this story! I couldn't help but blurt out.

- And you gladly went full of hope! Sexual Fantasy exclaimed.

- Noo... honest, I was totally innocent. I went inside the stall and peed with the door open while she stayed fixing her hair or something in front of the window. When I turned around to zip my pants up she all of a sudden turned around, jumped on me and threw me back inside the stall all at the same time.

- OMG!!! I screamed and jumped up from my chair.

Sexual Fantasy just laughed at my exaggerated reaction. - As if you've never done anything like that teacher...

- I have done some wild things in my life but believe me, attacking an innocent guy just recomposing from having a pee... never even came close to that! My God - that's something called RAPE! Student you were raped!!!

Both of them just laughed their heads off at me.  

- Tell us the rest of the story Jones. Sexual Fantasy prodded him on.

- I have to stop laughing first. Where was I really?

- You were being raped in a girl's bathroom stall...

- Oh right, if that's the way you put it teacher! After that quickie we spent the whole night together dancing and drinking. She was with two friends - one cute and the other not so cute, and my cousin ended up staying with the cuter one while the other one just stared at the "making out" that was going on. Around 6:30 am when we left the club I was able to convince my cousin to take his girl and the not so cute one back home and I took my girl to the motel. 

- So the bathroom rape scene wasn't enough to satisfy you, eh?

- Never teacher! Nothing like the full course meal... the worst part is that when we were in the middle of "it" of all people, my mother, decides to phone me. Geez...

- Since when do you keep your phone on when you are at a motel?! That had to come out of Sexual Fantasy's mouth.

- I turned it off and went back to what I was doing, of course. In the end, even after when I returned here to Fortaleza we stayed comunicating with each other and the last time that I went there to Teresina she came to the airport to pick me up and we stayed together for a while. But this week I ended our little fling because she lives far away and it isn't worth it...the money, time and trouble. But it was good while it lasted. 

- Unforgettable experience, eh?! So I guess that there are a few exceptions when it comes to sex on a first encounter...

- Well Christy, since you want to know so bad what we men think about sex on a first date I'll tell you. The truth is that even though there sometimes is that instant connection and a guy might even want to have something serious with you after having sex with you on the first date, usually that is the exception and not the rule. It's most likely that a man will respect you for not having had sex with him in the beginning than the other way around. I can't complain about the women that do decide to give me sex on the first date but I must also say that they are definitely not potential candidates for something more serious in the future. No guy likes having a girlfriend in which only God knows how many dicks have been inside her. Most of us men would rather teach the girl than have her teach us. We can't help but think "Wow! This girl has opened her legs more times than opening her front home door!"

It was then Sexual Fantasy's turn to give his 2%: “I agree with Jones. I mean, the last thing I want is a prudish girl or one that believes in sex after marriage. But it also doesn't have to be extreme. I particularly love the chase and I can very easily give up interest if the girl agrees to bang on our very first night out. I mean, she might be on my "girls to humph" list but that will probably be it. Why do I have to buy the cow if I can drink all the milk I want for free, no?! But if it takes longer than the first date...well then that's a whole other story already..." 

- Good to know your guys opinion on these subjects. 

- Now it's your turn teacher. Jones rubbed his hands together excitedly.

- My turn for what? 

- To answer our questions...

- Likeeeeeee???

- Like why so many of you women don't are so picky on giving us guys’ oral sex. Why most of you girls don't like doing so...

- I don't have a problem with that! I declared!

- Ohhhhhhhh... they both chorused.

- NO! I didn't mean it that way you perverts.

- Ah, look who is talking here. Like as if we started turning the English classes into "Sex Ed" classes. Can't believe you are now going to blame us.

- I was just being honest. Do you want me to answer you or not?

- Yes, yes. Go ahead teacher.

- I don't know... I will speak for myself as I can't speak for others. But personally, and a few other girls also told me the same thing, a reason that we sometimes think twice on giving oral to a guy is because for some reason you guys just love shoving your **** down our throats and we have to force keep ourselves from gagging. I mean, if you don't mind having vomit down there....but most likely it will kill the moment, at least in my point of view. Another reason is cleanliness. Like, there is nothing more disgusting than that smell of "I worked all day and still haven't washed up 'big boy' down there." I mean, its really not our fault if we are going down and then immediately change our course and go right back up. 

I watched my students siting down in rapt attention, hah! 

As a last minute activity I asked my students a few basic questions: "What is your idea of relaxation?" (I was quite surprised when sex wasn't included in their answer...though I do have a good guess why!), "What was your best childhood memory?", "Who is someone that you admire?" etc. But the prize went to Jones who answered the final question a bit TOO originally, but right on in the spirit of our class, ahem!

Question: Jones, what is the weirdest thing about you?

Jones: My BIG penis!!!

I GIVE UP!!! I wasn't made to be a teacher!!! :/

Disclaimer: ALL NAMES ARE FICTITIOUS - dates, places and events are FACTS!!!