Class to Flight Attendents

As much as it is Sunday and I wish I could just sleep until midday and lie down in languid repose that is not even a possiblity...but I cant complain too much - it is the day I wait for all week because its the only one in which I dont have to wake up at 5:00 or 5:30 am. and I can actually sleep till 8:00 am. - feels soooooo good!!! And so today, once again I am up and on full speed!!! My first class today is with Jones. My other student, Tasso that has classes together with Jones is off in some wild weekend party wasting himself away and for sure wooing woman with gusto! heh! The norm today would be a long beauty parlor/primping time as even though I do hate do admit it I always have to be looking my very best for Tasso... he is SO hot that I hate to stay behind... but today, its just Jones...and after only five minutes I'm off the door.
Ding Dong. Door opens.
Me: Hi student!!!
Jones: *big grin* Hi teacher!!! How are you teacher?
Me: I'm good student...
class begins. chit chatting back and forth, telling each other the weeks latest news (both good and bad!) when absent mindedly it pops out of my mouth: ah, I cant wait go get back home to Molly (my laptops name) so that I can finish my work and specially to write my blog.
Jones: Blog! You have a blog teacher???
*face of regret for having blurted the wrong word*
Me: well, yeah, but its kind of a crazy blog. I dont let my students read it because I tell everything that happens and it can get pretty wild. You are in it...though I gave you a fake name.
*Huge grin from his side* Jones: Teacherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I need to discover your blog.. I bet its called "Big Mouthed Teacher" or "Teacher Reveals All" - I wont give up until I find it, I am very curious now.
I tried changing his mind but it's no use.
Me: Well fine, good luck for you in your search though I do want to tell you that if you do find it I will continue writing about you and being honest no matter what - even revealing your secrets...hope you dont mind!
Jones: No I dont, to the contrary I want to see what you REALLY think of me (I think to myself: "thank goodness I like you"...lollllllll!!!) and since you gave me a fake name no one will know it's me so I dont mind. Will you give me the link?
Me: NO!!!
Halfway through our class, whether it was his new bribing method or just a plain act of kindness, he offers me a delicious chocolate bar. Awwww... I love my students :)
2 1/2 hours later and class is over. Back home. Half an hour to get dressed, eat lunch and be off to my next class.

My student Vi is doing a flight attendant course and lo and behold her self-esteem went up to the ceiling when she found out that she was one of the best English speakers in her class of 25 wannabe flight attendants - all thanks to her wonderful teacher of course (oh, so much pride on my part!). And much to my luck she gave credit to where credit is due: ME!!! So today my mission was to go to her apartment where I'd give an experimental class to some of her classmates. Unfortunately dear Vi went a bit too far in her credit giving and told them that I was American, traveled all over....blah, blah, blah. So her instructions for me was to go as a "typical american"... geez, what my students make me go through... lucky her, my dressing style couldnt exactly be called "cearense" and I just wore what I wear basically on a day to day basis: black skinny jean pants, basic turquoise shirt, black vest, huge red rocker bag, black high heels and to top it off my long red scarf. 
I am sure I must have been a sight to see to all the passerbys as I ran to the bus stop as a mad woman - I hate to be late!!! My stomach starts growling, it's 2:00 p.m. and all I had to eat was a plate of fruits, nuts and yougurt for breakfast. 
I declare: A day MUST have more than 24 hours!!!
I arrive at Vi's apartment and there she is in her typical attire: skin tight jean shorts, black low cut shirt which her boobs popping out, ahem! Soon the "students" start arriving: The first one, David is a total knockout! no, he is not Cearense... I try to keep my professional teacher composure as I admire his square jaw, perfect smile and well built torso and arms. He reminds me of the typical carioca surfer: large upper body while the legs thin down considerably in size compared with the top part of the body. I try not to stare too long and turn to Vi which is trying to do the same, without much success though! Maria. Sabrina and Kailene arrive not long after. Vi just knows how to make any class enjoyable by stuffing everyone up with snacks and refreshments. I must admit that I am a bit nervous as if I can hit the nail with these students then I have the huge possibility of expanding my business to a large potential group (this was just an experimental class for them to meet me and see if they would really want to start consistent classes) as what flight attendant doesn't need English???!!!!!!
I am now in the bus feeling chumy about myself. They LOVED the class and certainly want to close the deal plus call some other wannabe flight attendants to expand the group - refferals is the way to go - YAY! The fact that Sunday is the only day that I have time to give classes (all my other days are booked up till the brim) poses a problem - but they were convinced enough to give in on having  classes on Sunday.That's the spirit!!!
From what it seems this next week will be a big week - and I mean BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG week!!! Wish me luck... and off I go for today, my stomach calls (still havent had lunch/dinner).
Tudoosss


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